Miss Not So Naive Levi x Reader

Five

Pointing to the couch Levi frowns with his eyebrows, I ignore his gesture and turn on my heel. I sure as hell don't know where I'm going but anywhere is better than next to him.

Tears prick my eyes with each blink

"Hold on." Levi says before sitting his phone down

"Where the fuck are you going now ? The whole point of you showering and wearing my clothes was so you don't have to leave ."

Ignoring his plea I keep walking, looking in every door, hopefully finding a room that looks as it could lead me out of this hell I made for myself.

"Exit is in the opposite direction." I can fucking hear the smirk in his tone

He's playing with me isn't he ? I'm a fucking mouse and he's the cat, he'll make me squirm until he's done and fucking devour me. Ladies and gentleman take a page out of my book, don't fuck your boss.

Stopping in my tracks and rolling my eyes I can't face him, tears already staining my face.

"What's all this about (l/b) ?"

"You almost threw up kissing me ?" I remind him of his harsh words

"I-"

Stopping him I continue "I mean nothing to you ?"

Levi bursts into laughter, beyond pissed I wipe the tears from my face and turn around. Standing face to face with the insensitive ass while he holds his aching sides as he laughs.

"You thought"

"Oh fuck."

"That's priceless."

"Shit."

Levi laughs in my face. As his cheeks fades from red and his laughs die down Levi looks at me, taking the items in my arms and places them on the ground. Placing both of his hands on either sides of my hips and backing me up against the wall.

"You really think I think that lowly of you ?"

Yes

"That's what I heard."

"Hold that thought." Levi picks up the items and pulls me into the small room he was talking in, leaving with the dirty clothes in hand, I watch him throw them in a bin and return.

Clean freak.

"Why the fuck are you carrying around dirty clothes anyway ?"

"I was leaving."

Duh Levi

Tapping the screen on his phone Levi places it on the table and leans on his elbows, looking up at me in amusement.

"Okay, shitty glasses, what were we talking about ?."

"Erm, oh right, Petra cheating and you thought dirty of her or something, Levi you really need to see a therapist about your cleaning obsession."

Clean freak.

"Hanji, rapist is in the fucking title,need I say more ?" Levi points out

"Anyway (f/n) was listening in" Levi gives me a playful death stare or a serious one who fucking knows he only knows how to make one facial expression which doesn't even count

"And she thought I was talking about her."

A cackling laugh booms through the small iPhone speakers as we both jump

"Oh my, no no no no no, see Levi thought she'd get his property and belongings after the breakup so he made it seem like a clean breakup, that is until Petra called you 'the help'." Hanji explains