What are you an idiot with tattoos?

Chapter 1

Florence's Pov.
"Ew ew ew ew why am I at school. School sucks. I could be riding right now. For fucks sake. Then again Prada is being lil'bitch this week." I was rudely knocked out of my internal ranting by being shoved into a locker. Oh wait no I walked into it. Uoh shit. I looked up to check no one had seen and just my luck my best friend had. How do I know? Well she was currently on her knees laughing.
"Maya get up or are you going to do your job and go suck a dick"  well that immediately made her shut up and scowl at me. I winked at her and turned towards my locker as she stood up.
"That was just rude"
I rolled my eyes "I was joking, God"
"No you weren't"
"Yeah I know" I let out a laugh but stopped when she took and sharp intake of breath. "What's wrong" I looked at her and she was frozen watching something down the hallway. I leant round her only to see the "bad boys" of our school walking down the hall. I rolled my eyes and ignored them. As they past us I got a whiff of their colognes and snorted "Wow you lot smell like girls" I smirked. All four of them whipped around just as Maya burst out laughing. The Asian looking one and the blonde one stormed towards her. They got so close she was against the lockers with wide eyes that basically screamed out 'oh shit, oH sHit, oH SHit, oH SHiT, oH SHIT, OH HOLY SHIT FUCKS' and I had to hold back my laughter.
"You think we smell like girls, do you love" Blondie stage whispered in her ear which caused her to grimace and get her bitch face out "Actually yeah now that I think about it, you do" she looked him dead in the eyes"Also do you mind I don't need your funky breath on my face". Blondie scowled and the Asian one spoke softly while laughing.
"Feisty aren't ya Maya"
"No that's her" She nodded towards me with a heck of a lot of sass.
I winked and clicked my teeth at the four of them. I scowled when I met the red headed ones eyes and snapped "the fuck are you looking at slutfuck" he blinked then frowned at me. I rolled my eyes, grabbed my bag, slung it over my shoulder and grabbed Maya's arm, whom seemed to be having a glaring contest with Blondie while the Asian laughed at them both, and dragged her away from them. Blondie reached forward as though to grab her arm to stop me from taking her but stopped quickly and I raised an eyebrow at him. He just glared at me. I scoffed "Right, as lovely as this has been we're gonna go ahead and leave you dick crystals alone. See ya"  we walked away swiftly. As we turned the corner she groaned out
"God I hate Luke"
I raised my eyebrows in question
"The one you no doubtably called Blondie in your head"
"How the fuck did you-"
"Because I know you moron, ugh let's just skipped today? I don't think I can face school after that" she wiped her cheek in disgust "ugh he probably gave me an STD or some shit"
"You are an STD"
She looked at me with a blank expression.
"It was a joke"
No change
"Maya it was a joke calm yo tits"
She suddenly came alive and shimmied her chest and said in a high voice "NOOOOO NEVER"
I blinked "why the fuck am I friends with you"
"Because you love me"
"Debatable"
She rolled her eyes and dragged me towards our car...well it's her car but whatever.

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Hiya guys!
Well that was chapter one, I hope you like it.
And yes for your information I do know Calum is not Asian before you holler at me for all the wrong reasons.
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