THE SUPER NINJA AND FLUFFY UNICORN.
Once there was a raccoon who was known as The Super Ninja and the unicorn known as The Fluffy Unicorn. They were a magnificent team together, they fought off monsters of all kinds. They together were called The Furious Two. There was lots of other warriors they met. Like for an instance, The lurtle. He was a lizard and a turtle. He was a Furious One too. He also had made it into The Furious Two. He was with his partner just like The Super Ninja and The Fluffy Unicorn. Together they had made many adventures too. The two Furious Two would soon become The Furious Four. Plus one so The Furious Five. They all were so super. Magnificent. Like my friend, Sarah says, Superfabulcious. SO it all started when The Super Ninja was just a little toddler.
Hi, I am the ninja. This story must be really ridiculous BUT this is like the story of my whole life and yeah. Stupid, ridiculous or not. If you are reading this, Welcome to my life. If you are asking yourself “Why?” Then I have a question. “Why did you open this up to read it?” But I’m just telling you the truth. I am just saying. Don’t believe me? Then why don’t you just stop reading this then? I don’t care. There is plenty of other people who would appreciate to read this. If you don't want to read this then I guess that just means you are not adventurous enough. It means that you aren't fun enough. But oh well, I tried. But whatever. And yes I just realized I made a fool out of myself telling you that if you don’t want to read this then you obviously NOT fun. -.- Basically I am asking myself “Why?” But whatever. Have it your own way. Wouldn’t matter to me. There is only one thing that matters right now, If you are still reading this, I am soo glad!!! And happy. Now congratulations. Now seriously I think I am really boring you out with this “Phony” stuff. As you can tell, I talk a lot. But that is just stupid for me. I don’t know about you “guys” but I should probably tell you my life but like all the “teenagers” My life is boring, It sucks, I feel like killing myself blah blah blah. Even though that killing yourself or as committing suicide IS NOT OK tHAT IS NOT COOL BRO!! I mean yeah a lot of teenagers feel this way but seriously? My life is full of adventures and people. I cherish life. But you have a group of people. This is no offense to anyone but these are the groups. I had put them listed on paper like this.
My handwriting does look bad. And that is not all the groups. That is just one page. Your eyes probably widened and you were all like “OMG that is soo dramatic. I can’t believe she writes that BIG.” For your information, It is a he not a she. But yeah OMG just soo dramatic. 0.0 Jawdropper shocker. I realize that I should probably start talking about my life right now, But who wants to hear that junk? But my mom told me so. She said it would be good for the community to hear and is an excellent bedtime story for kids. UMMM Who wants to hear the birth of me and my birthgiver!?! You know believe it or not, I actually call my mom, as one of her nicknames, birthgiver. Which is weird and funny. Well not really funny but you know what I mean. Honestly, If you were to see me walking around, I don’t care what gender you are, I am calling you bro, bro. But I would guess you wouldn’t see ninjas walking around in plain sight. But I guess I’ll just disguise myself. Which is a ridiculous idea and then you ask yourself “Why?” again and you do that face you do when something is stupid or someone who you don’t really like waves and says “hello” to you. And that is where I come in and is all like “Don’t be so ri-dic-ulous” Which is also weird and random from me. So um, yeah. This might sound stupid but what if someone just came up to you and just said “How long have I’ve been living?” Than you just think. Just say they are thirteen years old. “ Well, you have been living everyday, 24/7. For thirteen years.” And that would be your answer. And that is also random. You know I read this to a few people. They had as headache halfway through the story. This book could last ages. It would take FOREVER to read. But that was a lie. The only person I read it to was Abby. And I don’t know who read this YET but if you are you can just put your name at the end of this story I guess. IF you are reading this I know you probably have a headache from reading this yourself. But whatever. I really should tell you my story now but I don’t really know. My life, after all, you surely wouldn't want to hear after reading my whole thoughts of this. You know you are not going to believe this but I actually took a picture of my buddy Fluffy Unicorn. Here the picture is right here.
You are probably are just like “Nah bro, that fake.” But actually it is real after all. I mean look at it. Just simply look at it. This is my bestest agent but most importantly my bestest friend. He was always there for me. He was also WAY bigger than me. I mean come on people, he is a horse. BUT don’t call him just a horse. He is a magical mystical unicorn. But that doesn’t really matter, does it? My life has had complications. But I’ve lived through it. After all I am The Super Ninja. And you are? Well of course that doesn’t matter either. You don’t know my name, I don’t know yours. Fair enough? But like some people reading this, They tend to be a complete retard for a minute saying their name aloud when I asked who you were. If you did oh well. If you didn’t, you are such a lier. Maybe you at least said it in your head. Trust me, I know. I know you are probably like “W-T-H What The Heck!!” Because I was supposed to tell you a story about a ninja and a unicorn. My best buddy, Sophia, pointed that out to me. Special thanks to her, I will tell you my whole life as the super ninja. Eventually. Well I guess we shall start now.
It was way back when I first came along. It was when mommy and daddy loved each other very very much and- Ok not going further more. We will just skip right to when I was about a week well a year old. You know I was just a usual kid doing usual typical stuff. Just kidding. Not exactly the typical child. I was different from all of the other ones. I mean yeah, everyone is different and has a different personality, But I, I was different. Weird, but different. Never to get into trouble though. I was very sneaky. I always had stealth. Something many very sneaky people have these days, but others just can’t get away with
