Aries: *burns dinner*
Taurus: never stops swearing
Gemini: forces their kids into sports
Cancer: the fun and cool parent
Leo: *forgets kids at park*
Virgo: forces their kids to do homework
Libra: "Leave each other alone and f*** off, in tired."
Scorpio: buys the best food
Sagittarius: annoys their kids with facts.
Capricorn: not supportive
Aquarius: *gets a house with a pool in it and never uses it*
Pisces: scared of their kids
