Chapter 1 Life, Life and Life!

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Well, well, you decided to read this book eh? Well, be prepared for a really boring book that probably won't make it to the top thousand. So to begin. I am going to explain how I will lay this book out.

1. Each chapter will have a theme to do with my life.
2. Any requests can be shoved up your ass.
3. There is a lot of swearing.
4. I may come off as feminine but I am a guy.
5. I will do some Q&A Chapters, if I want to.
6. You are actually reading these, Jesus.

That's it for this little introduction, stay tuned for more!

Also, the chapters will be around 250-500 words, so I hope you like it.

Bye humans!

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