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The Beginning of Popah Roxxxie

She had a ruff life growing up, Roxanne did. People always made fun of her for doing boyish things. But that isn't all of it. She secretly wanted to be a boy.

One night, she was sexually harrassed in the alley behind the strip club her mom worked at. She ended up loving the feeling of the old "in & out, in & out". So, she stared going to the alley every night to get the satisfaction of the feeling she desired.

One of the nights she went, a man with a floppy dick, beer gut and Santa Clause beard called her Roxy. She knew she loved the feeling so she started going by Roxy. But she spelled it a bit differently. Instead of R-O-X-Y, she spelled it R-O-X-X-X-I-E. She had to include the "XXX" and "ie" to be original. Later on, she got a sex change. She didn't want to change her name back to what it was, so she added "Popah" to the beginning so people wouldn't call her a woman.

Although he loved his new job and gender, something wasn't right. He had no one to talk with or be around.

*ding!*

Suddenly, he had an idea! "I'll start a stripping business! That has to get me some friends in this dull, monochrome world!"

He hired two perfect employees. Verry BinallÅ and Moma Her-Shay. Popah is now 82. His business is still up and running and he still loves sex.

He even got a business card that says, "Hello, I am Popah Roxxxie. I am an 82 year old, transgender stripper and I'm here to satisfy you. I only take social security checks."