Karkles POV - bringing to you by Terezi's boxers!
Man, I wish I wasn't such an asshole, ' the cancer troll thought as he watched one of his romcoms
But as always, it was kind of a habit swearing in evey sentence. She was really pretty too, her eyes are stunning, her hair looked like waves in the wind, she looked pretty perky too
Wait., He was surely not a lovesick fool, he shook it off angrily gnashing his teeth into the popcorn he was eating, great job Karkat Vantas, you ruined the movie with your mood, great
He switched the tv off, when he did it made a little click noise, he tossed the remote and pushed the empty bowl away and hugged his furry pillow
After some quiet minutes past, a pesterchum ping was heard in the very silent house, he arose and got on his chair.
'P/c began pestering CG' ((apologies, I forgot some things in hs cuz I havent read homestuck in a while))
P/C: wow what a day
CG: WHAT
P/C: dude I just met someone, he had pretty messy hair and he swore a lot, like jeez
CG: HE SOUNDS LIKE A FUCKING ASSHOLE
P/C: you swear a lot too you know, your pretty much an asshole yourself
CG: DO I LOOK LIKE I CARE?
Your pov
You stifled a laugh, this kid always seems to make you laugh, although you haven't met him once, he was pretty funny
P/C: I care you dumb butt
CG: WOW GODDAMN SASS MUCH NOW ARE WE?
P/C: thats right, im the sass queen
CG: SAY WHAT WAS YOUR NAME AGAIN?
P/C: it is f/n, thats rude to forget your friends name
CG: SAYS THE ONE WHO HAVENT EVEN ASKED MY NAME YET, AND WHO SAID WE WERE FRIENDS? ANYWAY I SAW THIS PERSON WHO HAD A NAME CALLED F/N TOO
P/C: yoooooo you better not be replacing me you dipshit
CG: MAYBE I AM, SHE IS PROBABLY WAY MORE PRETTIER ((is that even a word?)) THAN YOU WILL EVER BE
P/C: fuck you too
CG: NO GO FUCK YOURSELF
You snorted, closing your laptop
P/C stopped pestering CG
Coincidence is it not?
((AHH SORRY FOR THE CRAPPY CHAPPY, I PROMISE THOUGH I WILL DO BETTER! I just needed to update soon so, yeah. Next para will come eventually (3 ty for reading!
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Karkat x Mute! Reader
RomanceYou were a normal girl, have been in lots of injuries, Life. But on one eventual day, You went to your favorite (band/singer's) concert. Their singing soothed your nerves and calmed you. Because funny thing, you were mute. Meanwhile the (concert/s...
