234 blind dates

Chapter 1

" come on your my cousin do I really have to pay?" " Gwen you always have to pay but fine you are off the hook now get out of here and get your butt into that restaurant and get your self a boyfriend!!" I love my cousin I really do I would not wish to live if some thing happened to him he is almost like my guardian angel almost always looking out for me he is like my hero
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" you look nice what's your name again?" Oh my god this is the fifth time he asked this just don't ruin it Gwen you can to this I think trying to make it a dissent date " Gwen" I say trying not to throw myself over the table screaming Gus! My name is Gwen you dumb fuck and scratching out his eyeballs " it is a lovely restaurant don't you think " did I say something wrong? He looks like he is gonna piss his pants " I have to go to the bathroom" he says with a rather odd tone " okay see you later"
Later that night...
It's been like 2 hours is he like dropping a toxic deuce that takes two hours okay that's enough no matter how gross it mould,be and how hard I will try not to puke, I am going to the boys bathroom the window is open and I can see a taxi leaving the drive way at least we don't have to pay cause we didn't order I am so angry searching my purse for my phone with no success oops forgot it at the table the hallway is so small it takes me like two steps to get out into the actual eating place but something is wrong that doesn't look like a waitress or a waiter they don't wear black masked duh it's a robber and shit he has my phone "STOP THAT MAN! MY PHONE HE STOLE IT!" That could have ended terribly my phone isn't cracked how did I catch it- I mean him he crashed over a table as he wasn't paying attention were he was running he was trying to hack it it looks like he was gonna face time someone his mom? His wife? Kids? All of things that don't matter I don't care why he was using my phone