Me and my friend KAYLIN JENNER were walking in the woods when we saw a cat and we licked it and then we ass fucked it with a stick and it caught on fire and it started screaming "SATAN ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED 666 KKKK" and we like screamed and ran to Starbucks where we saw JUSTINE BRIBER and she spilled hot chocolate on my boobs and I said that I will sue her and she have me 10000 dollars to keep quiet and I thanked her and walked out of Starbucks to the nearest PoRtApOtTy and I saw my friend MITCH ISHCKABAHKABYON and we went into the PoRtApOtTy and made out and he fell into the shit in the PoRtApOtTy and he screamed and started crying and I laughed at him and he flung some my way but missed and it landed on MARRY HYLES and she threw the same cat on me and MITCH and KAYLIN and we a screamed and he banished us to hell and we died.
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RandomSome KIDS licked a cat and then they had a make out session in a PoRtApOTtY and then the die from the cat that they licked because it was actually satan. ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED.
