A guy walks into a wedding reception. He goes up to the bartender and asks, "Is this the punch line?"
------------------------------------------------------------
Yo momma so ugly that when she walks in the kitchen, the mice jump on the table and start screaming.
-------------------------------------------------------------
Q:Did you hear about what happened at the Laundromat last night?
A:Three clothes-pins held up two shirts!
-------------------------------------------------------------
Q:Why did the room packed with married people seem empty?
A:Because there wasn't a single person there.
-------------------------------------------------------------
Q:I was once in a play called "Breakfast in Bed."Did you have a big role?
A:No just toast and marmalade!
-------------------------------------------------------------
Q: What's the best way to ensure that you'll always remember your wife's birthday?
A: Forget it once.
-------------------------------------------------------------
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Accordion!
Accordion who?
Accordion to the TV, it's going to rain tomorrow.
-------------------------------------------------------------
Yo momma so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping off a building but got lost on the way down.
-------------------------------------------------------------
Teacher: Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?
Student: Because it has four eyes and can't see!
-------------------------------------------------------------
How do you make an elephant float?
Take one elephant, two tons of ice cream, and one ton of soda. Blend.
-------------------------------------------------------------
In the event of a plane crash, locate the nearest woman with implants and use her as a flotation device.
-------------------------------------------------------------
Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is 6 + 4?
Class: At once!
-------------------------------------------------------------
A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a beer?"
The bartender replies, "For you? No charge."
-------------------------------------------------------------
Teacher: Tell me a way to prevent a disease caused by biting insects.
Student: Don't get bitten by them!
-------------------------------------------------------------
Q: Why did the bride wear white?
A: Because the groom wanted his dishwasher to match his fridge and oven.
-------------------------------------------------------------
Q:What would happen if you were to cross two snowmen with three vampires?
A:You would get severe frostbite.
-------------------------------------------------------------
Hi guys! Vote of you loved/hated the jokes! Comment if you have a joke you love to hate that I didn't mention!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
YOU ARE READING
The Most Hateable Jokes Ever
HumorThese are those terrible jokes you gotta love to hate but still crack you up. if you want one added, PM or comment. Thanks. And hugs. Vote for more.
