Sorry that I haven't updated in a long time but my butt hole was acting up.
So I was sitting on the toilet haaring and my butt hole was on fire.
I went to A&E and they said my contagious butt disease was back.
I was put in hospital for 2 weeks with vigorous treatments on my intestines and butt hole.
But now I'm back so I hope you weren't too upset that I didn't update.
They made my butt hole wider now because my contagious butt disease makes my poo really big and bulky.
Thanks for supporting me in my butt journey.
Bye,
A.
