then an old man with a long dark grey beard came up to the girl and said you've never heard of the Alabama lake wizard. she said no what is it. an so the old man started to talk. so it was a long time ago before even I was born and trust me i'm old. so there was a wizard walking along and he would always give everyone any power they wanted. Except one day there was a ugly woman walking around and her name was Bobette. She was the ugliest woman on earth. Because she had a unibrow and she had large spaces between her teeth and there was mold growing on them. Also she had green eyes.