A/N: Bold is them singing and regular is the actual lyrics to help you sing along!
I forget who requested this but it was a super funny idea. I was going to do Naruto bad blood but couldn't really think of anything ATM so that's coming sometime..I was suppose to post this on Wednesday but I just kinda wrote it and yeah here it is. It sucks but yeah.
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Yato:
(You used to call me on my cell phone)
No one ever calls me on my cell phone..
(Late night when you need my love)
Why doesn't anyone just ring me up?
(Call me on my cell phone)
Please just call me on my cell phone..
(Late night when you need my love)
Late night, day time, I just don't care
(I know when that hot line bling)
I swear I'll do anything!
(That can only mean one thing)
I only cost five cents please..
(I know when that hot line bling)
Just freaking give me money!
(That can only mean one thing)
I'm just trying to make a living..
Yukine:
(Ever since I left the city, you)
Ever since I came here, you
(Got a reputation for yourself now)
Have been feeding me raw stew..
(Everybody knows and I feel left out)
Please, nobody even knows you
(Girl you got me down, you got me stressed out)
Boy just give up, you'll never be a real god.
Yato:
(Cause ever since I left the city, you)
Yuki if it wasn't for me, you
(Started wearing less and going out more)
Would still be floating around somewhere..
(Glasses of champagne out on the dance floor)
Be a little more thankful, you perverted square
(Hang in' with some girls I've never seen before)
I know it's hard but just hang in there
Yukine:
(You used to call me on your cell phone)
No one'll ever call you on your cell phone!
(Late night when you need my love)
Late night, day time, it just won't work
(Call me on my cell phone)
Maybe if you'd listen..
(Late night when you need my love)
We could help you reach the stars
Hyori:
(I know when that hot line bling)
Maybe if you'd fix me,
(That can only mean one thing)
I could help you become a king
(I know when that hot line bling)
I've been waiting so freaking long
(That can only mean one thing)
Can't even tell when I'm spiritually gone..
Kofuku:
(Ever since I left the city, you, you, you)
Yaty you should help her, you, you, you
(You and me we just don't get along)
Love her so much, what do you have to lose?
Yato:
(You make me feel like I did you wrong)
Hyori doesn't mind, she loves me too!
(Going places where you don't belong)
She'd wait forever for me if she had to!
Hyori in the background: yeah right
Yukine:
(Ever since I left the city, you)
You never change and that's a problem, you
(You got exactly what you asked for)
You need to stop being so stupid
(Running out of pages in your passport)
Get a real job and maybe you will
(Hangin' with some girls I've never seen before)
Be able to by a shrine and more
Yato:
(You used to call me on my cell phone)
But I'm already so fast and affordable..
(Late night when you need my love)
Why do I have to change?
(Call me on my cell phone)
I'm a god of calamity!
(Late night when you need my love)
Why can't people see how great I am?
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Hyori: I don't know, maybe it has something to do with your sweaty track suit and bib?
Yato:...D:
A/N: also I didn't do the whole song because it's so freaking long >.< this probably didn't make sense I'm probably going to re-read it and change somethings but idk tell me whatcha think..
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Anime Cast's Sing!
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