Fanfic- Boy: I-I think I might... I think I might love you
Girl: *gasp* B-But how can you love me?? In just a normal girl!! You're famous, in 1D, has a gazillion dollars and 100% attractive!!!
Boy: That doesn't matter the me! *makes out for hours on end*
Reality- Girl: For God's sake, when are you gonna ask me out to prom!! I mean it's obvi you love meh gorgeousness!! You asked me for a pencil twice and you even had the decency to spit gum in my hair and slam the door in my face! If that isn't true love I don't know what it is!!!!
Boy: Huh?? Oh sorry, I couldn't hear you over my sexiness *strikes a pose*
