1) Shallow lyrics
2) They have "Nanananan" parts in their songs
3) They say the word "stuff" in at least one song (Really? Can't be any more detailed or come up with a word for "stuff?" Lame.)
4) Every song is about a girl (C'mon guys...there's more to life than women...)
5) Their hair is ridiculous
6) Their fan base is annoying as crap(It consists of mainly 13-18 year old girls who can't spell the word 'intelligent.')
7) If you dare insult their precious music or appearances, you get dirty responses. (ALWAYS. Just look at the comments above/below mine.)
8) They did a remake of Savage Garden's "Truly, Madly, Deeply" and failed terribly at it (This one irks me the most. I'm a big Savage Garden fan)
9) If one of their songs has a title, it's not original.
10) They mention Katy Perry in one of their songs (Yeah, SHE'S a good artist...NOT.)
11) They sound like a bunch of 10 year olds singing
12) "Mind if I touch it and see if it's soft?" (Yeah, those are actual lyrics from one of their songs,and no, they're not talking about a puppy.)
14) They're all between ages 18-20 and they're in a BOY BAND (Sorry ladies, they like boy-meat)
15) "Shot me out of the sky, you're my kryptonite." (How original.)
16) "I wish I had a girl to cuddle up to at night instead of my pillow" -Harry Styles (Gee, I wish I had two-hundred million fans who would eat their left hand just to be able to TOUCH me. Stop feeling sorry for yourself, Harry. It's not hard for you to get a girlfriend, stop acting like it is.)
17) "We don't mind having haters; as long as we have our girls, we're strong." -Zayn (Yeah, that's right. Let your herd do all the work for your. Hear that, 1D fans? Go beat up on all the haters so they don't have to lift a finger! They know you'll do ANYTHING for them.)
18) They don't really care about the music (If they did, it wouldn't sound like complete crap.)
19) "Girls are the same all over the world, aren't they? They're all beautiful!" (He just figured out the key to getting stupid women to jump in his pants.)
20) "Before you judge people, judge yourself." (Oh man...that's a direct message to all of us haters out there, isn't it? Hm, well...I have found that I am indeed a judgmental ***hole. Now that that's over with...on to number 21.)
21) "It doesn't matter where we end up as long as we're together." (See? Told you they were gay. Five-some in the bedroom! But it's okay...they're all together!)
22) "I hate it when girls act stupid cause they think it's cute." -Niall Horan (Really? So it's okay for you to do it because you're a guy..?)
23) Their fans are STUPID with a capital STUPID
25) Zero respect for women: "B*tch lemme take ya home" (Think about that, 1D fans...you really think any of these guys would LOVE you? They just want your you-know-what. Stop thinking you're the one for them.)
26) They lie: "I'd rather be called a boy and play with paper airplanes than be called a man and play with a girl's heart." -Niall (Think I'm wrong? What do you think all those freaking songs about sex mean?)
27) They lie: "I'm a Frank Sinatra fan." (If you were, you wouldn't disgrace the musical community with the crap you write.)
28) They're such GREAT role models...you know, drinking, cursing, talking about sex non-stop, trying to gamble in Las Vegas...
29) They're overly conceited
30) They don't write their own songs. They co-write ONLY
31) They auto-tune the crap out of their voices (Why? Because they have NO TALENT)
32) Just take a second to really look at them...
33) The only book Nial has ever read is "To Kill a Mockingbird" (I want to strangle this one...seriously? That's the only book you've EVER read? That must be why their songs have such terrible grammar. Educate yourself, boy.)
34) They never make "real music"
35) Zayn Left!!!!
36) They should just give it up already
