The Secret Life of a Liviama

11/11/15

Awesome Conversation #1-

So I was sitting with the boys one day, I think it was a Tuesday or Thursday. Those were the days I sat with the boys. So Traitor asks, "Remember the play from Second Grade, Tom Turkey?" I nodded. "Lets do a rematch!" He yelled.

I think he was the human. I was the judge. And this other kid who'll call "Freddy" was Tom the Turkey. It was a silly Thanksgiving play. So I had to listen to Tom say stuff about why we shouldn't eat Turkeys and we should eat pizza instead on Thanksgiving. And the human disagreed and said why we should eat Turkey on Thanksgiving. In the end Tom won, suprise suprise.

"Lets do a rematch!" Traitor yelled. I shrugged.

"Okay, sure. Lets do this," I cracked my knuckles. So we did it and I made the human win this time. I don't exactly remember the reasons, but it was super fun!

Short Talk-

Somehow I remember this.

"So, were friends right?" Traitor asked before I started calling him Traitor.

"Yeah, I guess," my second-grade-self answered.

"Then we need to go on a date," Traitor demanded.

"Yeah. It'll have lots of toys!" I agreed.

"Yeah. Lets do that," and so we never did. Happy ending, right?

Lunch #1-

There will be many more titled this.

It was lunch time in sixth grade. Sadly, Hails and Bree are not in my Cafeteria because they do the Cafeteria split up. A-La in Cafe B and Le-Z in Cafe A. But, Gabby, Alex, and Gia are in my lunchroom!

So it was a crazy day. I was trying to think about something when Gia interrupted me. "Hey, Liv. Whatcha thinking about?" She asked me.

"Oh, uh, the birds and the bees. Like, I know for a fact birds and bees don't have penises or vaginas. So, how would they have sex? I don't get it..." I trailed off uncertainly. This is normal, but their faces were priceless!

"I don't get it either..." Gabby agreed next to me.

"Yeah, it doesn't really make sense," Gia added.

"Wait, what? Birds and bees?" Alex asked. The three of us face palmed.

Alex, innocent girl.

Lunch #2-

I give credit to Alex for this one. Sorry if it offends anyone!!!!

So, Alex is Asian. And she makes all these Asian jokes. So one day we were in the Cafe just sitting there and Alex was eating an apple.

"The red apple is the American Apple. The green apple is the Asian apple. And the yellow apple is the Japenese Apple. So I'm eating a green apple and you're eating a red apple," she told me, eyeing the red apple in my hand.

And literally, Gabby, Gianna, and I facepalmed at the same time. Like, wow Alex.

Just wow.

German Class-

So I take German as one of my electives. I have Traitor in my class. So today he had to go up to the board to do a little thing. I sit in the front row, because none of my friends are in German with me.

"Traitor."

"Wha- Traitor."

"Traitor."

Yeah. That's what we do.

"So, remember when you told be we were too old to do this in Thrid grade?" I asked him.

He looked directly in my eyes before saying, "Your never too old to Trait."

I bursted out laughing. It may not seem funny, but it was to me. Yeah, German class is fun.

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Hey! I is here. Sorry for the short chapter, a longer one comming tomorrow. It's about how the M.A.S. met! I actually turned in a writing in school about that. I got an 100!! Yay! Our friendship is 100%! Yeah, okay, bye now! See you tomorrow!

~Liv