Naruto Rants and Opinions

1: Rant - Sakura Haruno

-> Sakura Haruno <-

Number one: Annoying much?

Sakura is my favorite character in the entire series, but come on, how can one tween be this god damn annoying? I mean she freaks out every time her eyes land on our beloved Uchiha, and never gives Naruto or Lee the time of day. Yes, she's completely gotten her act together in Shippuden and kicked major ass, but her tween days are why she's so hated today.

Number two: Hold up, what?

At one point in part one Ino called Sakura thunder thighs. This is a totally pointless topic, but I'm getting to it. Sakura? Thunder thighs? Is Ino so insecure to have called a 76 pound girl thunder thighs? My six year old brother has bigger legs than her! This has to be one of the reasons I dislike Ino.

Number three: So, cry if you need to

Shut up, you Sakura-hating bitches! Sure, Sakura has shed a few tears, but you make it sound like you've never done it before! I can't help but burst out laughing every time someone brings this one topic up. Dude, she has all rights to cry, just as you do. Please, find a new hobby other than hating on a fictional character for crying. Asuna from SAO cries, yet she's loved by everyone. Hinata cries, but everyone pities her and smiles sadly at her. It truly makes me sick.

Number four: Flat-chest

One of the reasons Sakura is hated is because she's... Flat? Seriously!? Ha, this is just getting stupid! You all only hate her because she ends up with Sasuke instead of Karin, Naruto, or Hinata. I bet half of you haters are SasuKarin fans... Barf.

Number five: She's weak!?

HAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh my god, I'm wiping away tears! Dude, she killed Sasori, saved your precious Hinata and Karin, and she's done all of this while protecting Naruto. I think I'm done ranting about this, so I'm going to go and prepare for the next rant.