Family

This is a One-shot

Something I just made up really fast with no storyline and for practice.

Summary: One-Shot. CRACK!Fic. Guren and Mikaela are the parents. Shiho is the older brother with his four younger siblings, going in order of oldest to youngest; Yuichiro, Shinoa, Mitsuba, and Yoichi.

If you don't get it or I just didn't give enough information, it's pretty much an AU where Mikaela decides to live with the humans as Yuu seems to trust them. Guren vs. Mika. Let's see how the first night at dinner goes. Idea from the iFunny post above.

"Evening Mikaela, will you be joining us for dinner tonight?" Yoichi asked as he passed by the dazed blonde vampire who was staring off in the distance. "Uh, Mika?" The brunette asked curiously.

"Will Yuu be there?" The vampire asked as he came back to reality. Yoichi nodded.

"We are about to eat, whether or not you can eat, you can still join us. Guren will be joining us too!" Yoichi commented as he smiled and made a motion for Mika to follow him as he walked down the hall to the dining room.

"You can sit where-." Yoichi stopped as Mika glanced over at Guren who was sitting right beside Yuichiro. Mikaela walked over to Guren.

"Oi! Can I sit there?" Mika asked almost in a demanding voice. Guren only made a "Tsk" in response.

"Sit somewhere else, I'm not moving." Guren replied as he rested his head on his hand.

Mika's eyes lost their innocence and his hair shadowed them.

"You better move right now..." Guren only glanced to the side at the seat on the other side of Yuu.

"Just sit right there!" Guren advised as he pointed to the other side of Yuichiro. Mika looked over at the chair before deciding to give up and just sit down. Guren sighed in relief.

Mika smirked as he threw a napkin at Guren's smiling face. Ichinose caught the paper and looked at it. "Be more mature, Mikaela Hyukayu." He said, trying to act as the more superior one.

"What are you two talking about?" Yuu asked as he turned to look at his 'brother'. Mika only smiled at him.

"Oh nothing. Just some things..."

"Like wh-" Yuichiro stopped mid sentence as Shiho came out with several plates.

"I made omelets and rice, since nothing else survived that last kitchen 'accident'." Kimizuki said, not pointing anyone out but they knew who they were and could feel the guilt.

"Thank you, Private Shiho. In fact I wa-." A spoonful of rice splattered onto Guren's face. He grumbled and wiped it off, glancing at Mikaela who was pretending nothing happened, and continued. "I was gonna say, before I was interrupted, that I want to thank all of y-." This time an entire omelette was thrown on his face as he could not hold in his anger anymore.

"Stop throwing food at me, Mik-!" More rice, this time into his eye. He quickly wiped it out and stood up. Picking up the whole plate and throwing it, hitting Mika in the face, the glass shattering on impact. Yuu ducked as Mikaela stood his ground as well and the two started throwing anything they could find that Yuu wasn't using.