Living With Akatsuki

Chapter 1-Hi...I'm Uh, Awkward?

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Original story idea, besides the Naruto characters which I do not own. Please don't copy my ideas!!! Also, any swearing is due to the fact that some character swear. Thank you~~~

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I was always told that I had an interesting way of looking at things.

When we were exiled from our village and told that we could never come back due to crimes that were not ours I laughed until I cried. Then my stone-faced friend patted me on the back and told me we had no choice but to go rouge. So I followed her, I'm still not sure why but I did. She told me that she had family in a certain organization and that she would see if we would be able to stay with them for a short while. Again, I agreed, not really understanding what kind of situation this would put us in.

I stared at the door to the small one bed-one bathroom room I was in, everything in my view upside-down as I hung off the bed with my head dangling off the side, waiting for someone to come get me and pondering everything that had led up until this point.

Last night we had been brought in by Yuukii's brother...a tall guy with long black hair and creepy red eyes that I really would have thought was handsome if it weren't for the fact that he had long hair and I wasn't really into that sort of thing...I think.

Then we met this goth guy with orange hair and lots of piercings that had individually interviewed us and had asked some weird questions.

Then he had...what was his name again? Itachi? Yeah, Itachi, Yuukii's brother...Bring us to individual rooms (across the hall from each other thank goodness! I was nervous enough as it was without being far away from my friend) and he had told us that the leader guy (Mr.Orangy McGoth) said we could stay for a few months but only if we helped them with a few missions and crap...

I dunno how I felt about this whole thing....

The door opened to reveal a slightly cross-looking Itachi-San staring at me with his hand on the door handle. I'd come to realize by this point that that's just what he always looked like. I grinned in response and waved at him nonchalantly. To which his reply was a raised eyebrow and an increased intensity stare. "We are needed in the kitchen. It is time to meet some of the members that live here. I would suggest not making any of them mad as it could result in an untimely death." He said smoothly. I just stared at him for a minute. "Ok." I said simply...this time it was his turn to stare at me. I met his eyes head on "Why do you not look away when I stare at you?" He asked me suddenly. I scrunched my eyebrows together, confused.

'Welll...that question makes no sense.' I thought to myself, "Why would I?" I asked, making my confusion clear in my tone. I'd always thought it was considered impolite to look away from people when they were looking at you or having a conversation with you. Was I wrong? "No reason." He said after a pause as he then turned on his heal and walked away swiftly.

I rolled my legs over my head and onto the floor in a quick semi-flip off of the bed. Time to meet some peeps. I was only a little nervous...only a little. I flipped the hood of my jacket over my head as I headed out the door after Itachi.

------Small time skip------

"......so this is Yuukii-chan and her friend Himiko-chan..." Itachi said, "...they are under my protection so do not harm them in any way or you will have to deal with me."

I had only just tuned into the conversation.....so all I was really processing was "blah blah blah words blah blah Yuukii and Himiko, don't hurt them or I'll pull out your spleen blah blah"....or something like that.

I looked around Itachi at the five guys standing there, frozen at the table they were standing next to with different kinds of food in their hands in various stages from their hands to their mouths as they stared at us. Mr.Orange McNugget being the only one of them that didn't look particularly interested, seeing as he was starting to walk away. Instantly as they introduced themselves I knew sort-of what kind of people they were. The one fish guy was charming but kinda creepy and didn't really know how to talk to us...for some reason. The big plant guy was quiet but kept whispering to himself so definitely psycho...then there was a guy with a lot of stitches that said he liked money so I instantly pictured him as a pimp and didn't like the creep-o vibes I got from him. Then there was this dude with a lollipop mask that kept blabbering and blabbering and referred to himself in third person. The pimp guy then said that he was Tobi and that nobody knew how he got in here all the time because he wasn't even a part of the Akatsuki but somehow always showed up and usually ate all of the food. The fish guy mentioned that he always wore his mask and they didn't know what he looked like so I was instantly picturing him shoving all of the food in his eye-hole to eat it...and then putting a straw through his eye-hole to drink a cup of water. I instantly started laughing hysterically at the thought and Itachi turned to stare at me, looking slightly alarmed.

Then I realized that everybody was staring at me so I tried to stop laughing but I really couldn't, the thought was still too fresh in my mind. I didn't stop laughing until Yuukii was next to me, patting my back comfortingly as she gave me a side-hug. I giggled a little as I whipped my eyes, having been laughing so hard that I had started to cry. "Sorry..." I mummbled, choking down another giggle, "Ahem, excuse me, sorry." I said a little louder, bitting my lip as I tried not to smile again.

"Pray tell, what is so amusing?" Orange McMuffin said from next to a counter in the kitchen area to our left where he had started to make a cup of tea while people had started to introduce themselves.

"Uh..." I said, clearing my throat to make time to try and think of a response that would not sound disrespectful but at the same time wouldn't make me seem like a weakling or a total weirdo.

"THIS IS WHERE EVERYONE IS DAMMIT!!!" A loud voice suddenly yelled from behind me as a white-haired nearly shirtless guy walked by us and towards the table, bumping into my shoulder rudely on the way. I nervously adjusted my hood after he bumped into me as I silently thanked my lucky stars that I had been interrupted and would probably not have to explain myself now. "DAMMIT I WAS STUCK WITH THAT STUPID SHITBAG DEIDARA AND I THINK HE BLEW MY FUCKING EARDRUMS OUT." The guy yelled loudly as he shoved a doughnut into his face hole and suddenly turned to face us. He stopped chewing as he eyes Yuukii. "WELL HELLO THERE~SEXY~." He sang/yelled crudely as he started to walk towards her, finishing his doughnut. Yuukii and I exchanged a side glance with each other and I held in my giggle as I remembered her telling me on our way to the kitchen that my reasons for deciding to wear my hood today were invalid. Invalid my butt, nobody was trying to make any kind of advances on the crazy laughing hooded girl. Yuukii rolled her red-ish orange eyes and scrunched up her face as he got closer, looking kind of disgusted with him. "I'm really not interested." She said bluntly, the guys paused and cocked his head to the side "WHAT THE FUCK DID SHE SAY?" He yelled as he looked back at Tobi, who just shrugged.

This was the moment where Itachi-San reached over and snapped his neck, leaving a mortified Yuukii and myself standing there with our mouths open wide in horror as we watched him fall limply to the ground.