Living With Akatsuki

Chapter 2-Introductions Continue

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Also! NOTE: Swearing is because the character swears as part of his/her personality, if you choose to take it personally then that's all on you dude. I personally do not like swearing, the end.

*Shintafu (Village they previously lived in that kicked them out for crimes they didn't commit)
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"WHATTHEHECKDIDYOUJUSTDO!?" Yuukii's mortified voice shrieked, making several of the people in the room wince as Itachi looked back at her nonchalantly. "He was making inappropriate advances towards you so I taught him a lesson." He said simply, sidestepping the silver-haired man's limp body as he made his was towards the breakfast table. All I could do was stare in open-mouthed horror at the man's chest and the fact that his head was turned around backwards into the dark brown floor. The fear and anxiety I had felt before just tripled as I realized that the people we had just met were all going about their business as if nothing had happened, eating and chatting amount themselves.
He had just killed a man.

The guy was dead.

He was dead and they were acting like nothing had happened.

Yuukii's expression looked just as mortified as I was feeling as she stared at the dead guy on the ground.

Suddenly the pimp turned around and kicked the body, "Stop screwing around Hidan. We have a mission to leave for in an hour and if you make me late I will not be getting paid."

I was completely confused, why is he talking to a dead body? Then slowly I watched the body sit up, head backwards...

I jumped when a loud cracking sound was heard and suddenly the guy's head was back to it's normal placement. "You Fucking little Bitch Itachi. I'm going to get you back for this." The guy said as he popped his neck a couple times.

My brain would not process what was happening in front of me. The guy...dead and now...what? Was all that kept running through my mind as Yuukii and I shared a freaked out glance. "Damn that hurts." The man muttered as Yuukii and I both turned to look back at him. He instantly winked at Yuukii with a smirk on his face as he pushed himself up off the ground and turned towards the table. "And slow your roll old man I'm freaking ready to go already." He said to the pimp as he popped a doughnut into his mouth.

"Oh..." Mr.McNugget said as he passed by us, still holding a mug full of tea in his hand. "...By the way, Hidan is imortal." He said simply before walking out. Itachi turned towards Yuukii and I as we stood there in an awkward tense silence, staring at each other with mirrored looks that said "what have we gotten ourselves into?" Itachi shoved plates of food into both of our hands and walked past us as I glanced down at my plate and saw an assortment of food...scones, doughnuts, sausage and what looked to be slightly cold ham meeting my gaze.

"I apologize for not warning you before hand. I must have appeared quite savage." He said simply as he walked by and I felt shocked and felt like laughing out loud as Yuukii and I stumbled behind him towards a nearby couch, plates of food in hand. As if he wouldn't have appeared savage had he warned us about the guy? He still KILLED him. In my book it really was the same thing either way...weather or not he was imortal.

I glanced back at Hidan, who was walking around talking now, neck perfectly aligned. That had seriously creeped me out. Just as I started to look away the plant guy caught my eye, he was...staring at us kind of weird. I blinked and turned away, my face flushing slightly as I realized that I had been been staring back at him and he had probably been able to see my face. We made it to the couch and I found myself hoping that I would sink into the couch and dissapear...no such luck.