The Devil's Daughter

Chapter 4

I'm sitting around the hotel table demolishing my 3rd plate of fried chicken. My mind is on over drive. Let's recap on the cheap that is my life shall we? I'm mother,a bitch of a succubus is out to drain my life's blood just before I come into my powers.

Something happens to the members of my family's bloodline on they're 1800th birthday. Which for me is in 2 weeks. Yey me! Mother dearest has taken over hell while Evan has been looking for me. So that means she has thousands of demons on the look out for me.

Evan wants to take me to the heavenly bridge. It's the only place safe from that woman. Oh yeah did I mention that no demon has ever survived the trip to the heavenly bridge ? And even if we do make it there, there is a 90% God himself will kill us and even if he can't kill us He can send us to the void! Fuck my life.

I down an entire bottle of gin. Evan has sat there wide eyed as I demolished plate after plate of food. Yeap, definitely not lady like. Like I give a flying fuck anymore. How the hell are we going to survive this shit?! 10 bottles of gin and five poor dead chickens later I'm passed out in bed. Yerp I totally handle stress well. I wake up with a massive head ache.

" Good morning" Evan says putting on his shirt. " We need to get going and stop at a mall to buy you new clothes" he says and I and he leaves the room.

I sniff the air. Dammnnnn, My breath could kill zombies. Time to take care of that. I hop out of bed and snap my fingers. The bed makes it self and I go brush my teeth and have a shower. I walk out and see Evan standing with the door open.

" Let's go"He says. I walk out the door and down the hall I see the girl from last night. Evan wraps his arm around my waist as we near her. She gives me an envious look. If only she knew the bull shit that is my life then she'd be on her knees thanking God for her life.

4 hours, 6 shops, 8 shopping bags and 1000 complaints from Evan later I was set for our trip to our deaths. He had finished his his shopping in an hour, I on the other hand thought hey! I'm going to die either way so why not go in style?

" What did I do to deserve this?" Asks Evan looking up at the sky. He Is carrying 13 bags in total. I laugh. " What?" He asks as we enter the food court

. " Nothing, it's just funny watching the devil ask God what he did wrong" His eyebrows drew in confusion then he laughs.

" Oh yeah " He is so slow sometimes ....it's kinda cute. Cute eh? Says my inner voice. Shut up. You think he is cute don't you? If she had a face she would be smirking. No I dont. Yeah.. uh huh. Like I believe that bull shit. You need to stop feeding yourself crap.

" I'm going to get us some food" he gets up an leaves. What do you know ? You've been silent for years. Why did you decide to come back now? If my memory serves me correctly YOUR the one that told me to shut up

. I roll my eyes. Your an idiot. If you can't see what's in front of you. I won't let you fuck this up through. What kind of inner voice would I be if I let you ruin your life? A silent one? If I had eyes...."

Here's your food" Evan says handing me my food.

" Thank you" I say. We are not done. You can bet your tiny ass we aren't Hey! My ass isn't tiny. Umhm, whatever you say...

"Are you ok ?"