me: so how's ur break so far, guys?
liam: *whispers* break my heart
harry: fan-fuckin'-tastic so far >:(
louis: i said we would have amazing butt sex after we go into the pool
liam: I remember when I had amazing butt sex with sophia
me: ?????
niall: well, I've been great.
me: oh that's good, sunshine. what's happened so far?
niall: well, I've eaten Nandos 42 times already :))))
me: that sounds a little unhealth-
niall: nANDOS
liam: me and sophia used to eat nandos....
harry: well I haven't been eating ANYTHING lately, if you know what I mean.
louis: don't look at me like that
me: oKaY
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Shit Only Directioners Understand (COMPLETED✔️)
HumorThis is stupid shit only Directioners will understand. I'll be writing in this when I'm not updating my other fanfics! Make sure to check them out! cover cred: HarryWhatRThoose