Potatoes

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Bateren: AAARRRRBBBIIINNNN

Arbin: What's up dude?

Bateren: Dude?

Arbin: Yeah?

Bateren: Really?! 

Arbin: What? It's my new thing! I don't get in your face whenever you say "Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato."

Bateren: I don't say that! *Laughs*

Arbin: Suuuuuuuurrrrreeeee..... *takes out random voice recorder thingy* *plays tapes 1-100000000000000*

*all of Bateren saying "Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato."*

Bateren: Okay so I may say that occasionally.

Arbin: Oh-ho-ho, that's not it, you also say... *plays tape* *Bateren's voice* "Sometimes when I'm alone I like to dress up in all brown, lay on the floor and pretend I'm a potato."

Bateren: WHATATATATAATA WHEN DID I SAY THAT  *nervous sweat*  HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA.

Arbin: MMMMHHHHHMMMMMM *Flips hair*



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