Mr. Juliet X and Ms. Romeo Y (Under Construction)

Chapter 1: Meeting Mr. Juliet X (Ang matino na talaga)

Chapter 1- Meeting Mr. Juliet X (Ang matino na talaga)

<<Juliet's POV>>

Haaiii.. Salamat naman at natapos na rin ang packing tape na war kanina. =___=

[Ano ba Juliet]

Oo na. Sige na nga. -______-

Hi! Hello! Good day! Good Morning! Good Noon! Good afternoon! Good evening!

Paano ko ba sisimulan 'to??

Okay pakilala nalang muna ako. Makinig este basa kayong mabuti ah?

Ehem.

I'm Juliet -yuck- Xandrea -eew- Buenavides Fuentes. But better call me Xander. Bakit?? Dahil sabi ko!! :P

[Ehem]

Well, if maging close tayo or kung matalino ka at maa-under mo ako (e.g.: Author) pwede niyo na akong tawaging Juliet. -_____- Pero kung hindi, pakamatay ka nalang kung ayaw niyo ako pa mismo ang pumatay sa inyo. =___________= I'm dead serious.

So, back to my intoducing me part. I have businessparents: businessman Dad and businesswoman Mom. But I love them really. Yuck! LOVE?? That's so 'girly'. Okay, I just...don't..Hate.. them. -____-  Coz even if they're always busy everyday, we still have time to bond with the whole family. Okay, family person much ako. So, continue-ing. My Mom's really strict when it comes to my feminine-ity/girly-girly thingy. Dad? Well, he doesn't really care much about that (and I thank God na ganun siya phew!).

Mom and ate,Carmaigne Joyze Fuentes, has these what I call 'diabolical plans of evilness or DPE' that really freaks the hell of me out. Diabolical na evilness talaga. Lagi nalang nila ako pinagpipilitan na maging katulad ng ibang babae. Shheezz.. =___=

Like for example: Don't wear boyish clothes.

What did they do? Pinasunog daw nila ang LAHAT ng clothes ko!!! Since lahat naman ng clothes ko ay maypagka-boyish daw. Yah right! Like seventy hills!! Wala na akong nakitang pwedeng isuot nun kasi they bought dresses, miniskirts, GOWNS, and etetchera!! Grr.. I hate it when they do DPE's.. >:C

Why do I like to be boyish?? Well, one: I'm just being ME =____=. Two: It makes me look cool and it adds to my appeal. *U* Three: I don't know but I just feel like it. Four: I get many friends and supporters.

But even if I'm boyish, I don't want to be a LESBIAN. Like, hell no!! Papa God will get angry of me even more. 0;)

Using my feminine side has benefits too. Like: I receive chocolates from different parts of the world (yumyum ^___^). And I can easily get help anywhere I go. Hahaha!! Too bad for those LOSERS!!  =P They're so gullible and stupid.=__= wait, when you're stupid, you're gullible right?? Okay, I did not make sense.-___- Ignore that!!

So, next topic. Ano ba?? Uhmm, kung magtatanong kayo kung meron akong mga girlfriend, well... It's a capital NO!!! I hate SISMANCE (like bromance) Diba nga, ayaw kong maging lesbian?? Duh?? Psh..common sense niyo naman dyan \-___-/

Boyfriends?? Well, I can't say they're ex-boyfriends. They're more like: ex-ARRANGEDboyfriends. Yeah right. DPE. They dress me up, make me date the guy, then I turn off the guy by 'hindi ko sisputin ang date' plan -__- or 'I'll kick his precious jewels and runaway' plan -__- or 'Kill him' plan -____- and many,many,many,many moooorrree!!! I know, I'm intelligent and cool. No need to say the given. *smirk*

"Ms. Fuentes!! Are you daydreaming??"

Tae!! Nasa klase pala ako!!! >_<

">___> Do you think I'm daydreaming MRS. FUENTES??" I just glared at her. She's my packing aunt. I hate her subject: Aralin panlipunan. Tsk. BORING!  =____=