The Signs As Liam Quotes

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Aries: "I've always had a strange fear of spoons."

Taurus: "Live your dream and never wake up."

Gemini: "If I was Simon Cowell for a day, I'd buy a bouncy castle, and jump on it. Then...pour ketchup on myself"

Cancer: "Niall is like my girlfriend. Everytime we hang out, I buy him food whenever he's hungry and take him wherever he wants"

Leo: "Whenever I'm sad I just imagine babies with moustaches"

Virgo: "Girls are the same the world over, aren't they? They're all beautiful."

Libra: "Ignore Harry in not moody he's just mad because I filled his shoes with mayonnaise"

Scorpio: "SimonCowell uncle simon have you got your copy of up all night yet? If you haven't me and you are gonna have a fall out mr :D"

Sagittarius: "Nicki Minaj scared me as much as paranormal activity"

Capricorn: "I would make Harry my personal slave and would make him drive me places."

Aquarius: "Are u not reading what I'm saying its a SNAKE HABITAT TURN AROUND"

Pisces: "Personally, the worst thing a boy can do to a girl is to ignore her while she's loving him with all her heart."

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Liam is so freaking sweet wth

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