Ronald updated his status: HAHAHAHA! What is this 'everyone ships everybody with Draco'?
Draco Malfoy: You're just jealous Weasley!
Harry Potter: That means he is a good shag ;)
Ronald Weasley: Too. Much. Info!
Neville Longbottom: I agree with Harry! Especially those lips..
Fred Weasley: And that ass
George Weasley: And that pale skin!
Gregory Goyle: And the soft hair. Feels good between my fingers.
Cedric Diggory: And his moans...
Ronald Weasley: Fred? George? What??
Harry Potter: Draco? Is there something you want to tell me?
