What if waffles married people?
Substitute bus drivers are SO slow!
What if leafs turned blue in the winter?
What if there was a grumpy old troll under every bridge and you had to solve riddles to pass??
When people from war say they have battle scars and show there really bad scar and you say ouch I have some too! Then they ask from what and you say stubing your toe on the desk leg. It hurts!
How you know when the world will end, a stop sign will have 7 sides.
When people say what are those!! To me I say the thing that's gonna be up your ass here in a sec. then they back off when they realize you aren't kidding.
Apparently teachers don't like to be yelled at.
What if our brains were frogs??
Aren't we all aliens??
Why do we have bones that we most likely don't need I mean 206 really?!?!
If I insulated you or anyone close to you I'm really sorry and didn't mean too. Thx for reading
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My Random Thoughts
Randommy name is Sammi and I am very random and crazy here are my random thoughts of the day
