tha timee me nd andy got merried(BVB fanfic)

hey mi name is Elmo nd i have scemo hair like rawrrrr >:3

my hair is naturally lime green and i hve ornge eyes with a hint ov faggot.

So anyway i was in hot topic looking for hello kitty rinestonezz for mi next picturr on tumblr wen w0w andy sixxxxxx was rite in frunt ov me nd i triped over him.

Me: ohhh mi jinxx im sorry ANNNDY :(((

"It's ok ur cute like rawr cute ;)))) *sexily smirks at me*" he said, den he grabed my hnd and axed me if i wanted to make out with him.

"Nurp lulz." i snorted, soundedded like a demented pigu.

"whyyyyy tho?'' he whined, slapping my boob.

"ow." i said. "u faggot."

"Im sorrie u no i love you like rawr"

" i luv u too awe andeee"

"but do she got a booty?" he asked.

I turned around nd twerked on his crotchy ;)))

"she dooooooooooooooo"

den a specal ranbow sperm shot through front poop and into my vaginur and zomg i'm preganttttt...

"andiiiii" i cried as we cuddled in the dresin room of hot topic. "im prego."

he shot up and wallllekd away. "dueces" he yelled, kiking me in the stomak.

i kryed like rawr and wipped my nose on my hellur kitty tissue(im sooo scemo lulz!).

sudenly he kame bck nd cakld in mi face. "juss kiddin bitch!" he hugged me nd i cryed.

"rawr." i whispurred.

then he clled his bestfren Ashley and she came in with a short mini dress. "This is my bassest Ashley purdy."

andy hnded me smthing nd den walkd 2 da dressing ruum bi me(i kno dis becuz his feet made this rawr sound).

it was a scemo dress wit a tootuu and rineestunes. 'we gittin merried k thnx' sed the note tped too it.

i smild and zappd it on(i'm a wizerd shush).

i walkd out nd a hole bunch ov gay fagz were surrondin us nd im like 'w0w scemo wannabes'

i wlked dwn the aisle and andehh was n a btmn speedo heehee tht craxie fuck

"do you Elmo annenichole Dinkleberg take Andrew dennis six as ur lawfully weded husband"

"heehee yeh"

"and do you andrea- Andrew dennis sixxxx take dis dumb bitch as ur wife?"

"hurhurhur i take her more than i take ashlehhy's penis up my ass."

"then kis her like rawr"

"lerlz nurp" i said and den kissed him nd he bluched(i kuld taste the bluud on his tung)

so yeh then we had a bebe girl namd starlight crystal snow sixx nd she cryed like rawur nd had lung neon blu hair. :)))

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did u lyk it? im gon do a sekuel about dey bebe starlight crystal snow sixx luuk 4 it!!