I Get so fücking annoyed when the only reason people wanna be you're friend is because they want something you have or could offer. On my old account this bitch tried to be my friend.
Her: Hey I like you 😍
My sarcastic reply.
Well bitch I like me too 🙄 <-- not what I actually said.
Me: Thx
Her: we're friends now follow me!!!
No reply.
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