Jokes and comebacks

#A Train

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There were 3 hunters, one of them was smart, one of them was normal and the other one is dumb.

The smart one comes back with a bear, they ask "How did you get that?". He said "I see bear tracks, I see bear, I shoot bear and he stops.".

The normal one comes back with a squirrel, they ask "How did you get that?". He said "I see dear tracks, I see dear, I shoot squirrel, squirrel stop.".

The dumb one comes back with stitches, cuts and bruises, they ask "How did you get those?". He said "I see train tracks, I see train, I shoot train, train no stop.".

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