Aries: Doesn't drink for fear of losing virginity and innocence and all that fluffy warm fuzzy great crap
Taurus: The eat eat eat and drink more drunk
Gemini: The I'm not drunk drunk
Cancer: The WRECK EVERYTHING BE OBNOXIOUS CLAIM I'M NOT DRUNK DRINK MORE REPEAT drunk
Leo: The flirty flirt flirt flirt boys boys boys/girls girls girls makeup makeup makeup/uncle jokes and horrible puns drunk
Virgo: The apologetic drunk
Libra: The extremely animated when talking drunk
Scorpio: The playah drunk
Sagittarius: The obedient drunk
Capricorn: The "Professional Dancer" drunk
Aquarius: The LONELYYYYYY I'M SO LONELYYYYYY I HAVE NOBODYYYYYYY TO CALL MY OOOOOOOWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNN drunk
Pisces: The sleepy drunk
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Zodiac Types
RandomHey guys, so I'm bored so I'm just gonna write a bunch of Zodiac stuff. Don't be offended by anything on here it's all in good fun and just so you guys know I'm a Cancer so I may or may not.... "pamper" my Zodiac. Oh, and I'm basing these off of my...
