Akatsuki Kittens

"fun"

ok i had my brothers and my stash of beer and other drinks and place them on the kitchen table, i had video cameras set up all over the place including my hand to record the fun, before i called them in Konan and Pein went upstairs so they wouldn't be caught in the cross fire

"hey who wants drinks!"i screamed and they all rushed in and started drinking everything on the table soon i had drunk akatsuki members

in the living room Kisame was lying on the floor flopping around like a fish out of water started singing just keep swimming from nemo. Kakazu had  turned on the radio and started dirty dancing with Deidara. Itachi was strutting around like a emo diva. Hidan was having a fun time saying every swear known to man. Sasori was hiding trying not to get noticed since he couldn't get drunk. Tobi was destroying everything while he danced like a fool. Zetsu was trying to photosythesise. And last but not least was Orochimaru who was being perverted and couldn't stop flirting with me. I'm so happy i got all of it on camera! I was too busy laughing to notice Oro getting closer to me until it Hidan bursted in screamed

"Get f*** away from my f******** girl you f******  b***** " i turned to see Oro about to kiss me 

"No she's mine! get away you f******* jashinist!" Oro screamed glaring at him 

then they started to argue about who's i was and they ended up in a fist fight it took the comined efforts of  Kakazu, Kisame, Itahi and Deidara to make them stop luckily their drunkness wore off without a hangover. they were both tied up and were sitting in chairs opposite of each other till they stopped. 

"let me the f*** go!" Hidan yelled looking at me and Sasori who were in charge of watching them

"are gonna attack Oro" 

"obviously!" "then no"

"umm it won't kill Hidan can you let me go" Oro called

"do you plan on hurting him"

"yessss"

"then no" 

"Serinah why don't you go to bed with the others i'll watch them i don't sleep" Sasori said ignoring Oro's and Hidan's calls for freedom

"are you sure"

"positive"

"ok night Sasori, Hidan, Oro" then i ran up the stairs and threw myself on my bed ready for sleep

outside

"i smell... akatsuki" 

"so do i come on"

two little figures made their way towards Serinah's house stalking their prey