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11.Why Noobs like deadbushes

Ans:Coz It is easier to get a stick

12.Why DanTDM is not affliated by Mojang AB but he is so popular in the Minecraft WorldWide?

Ans:Dont Ask Me..

13.Why You cant sleep on the nether?

Ans:Did you just saw a moon?

14.Why Skeletons are scared of Wolf?

Ans:Bones..

15.If dirt and diamond switched places?

Ans:Youre Kidding,Right?

16.Why Ender Dragon is not added in Minecraft Pe?

Ans:Notch Says "Players cuss when shot by a skeleton,how could i add the Mighty Ender Dragon?"

17.How to locate caves?

Ans:Zombie And Spider Came from nowhere

18.Ghast VS Iron Golem,Who will win?

Ans:A player with an enchanted diamond sword

19.How Noob Cure A Zombie Villager?

Ans:By Saying "Transform to a villager you fucking shit"

20.Why Villager Hate Diamonds

Ans:Becoz Finding Diamonds is Easier than Finding Emeralds

Thanks For Reading!
Sorry For Broken English Or The Jokes Is Not Funny
Lewl :D

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