Power tools

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"Meow!" General whiskers said. "OKAY,OKAY!" I said. You can go burn down walmart! They are kind of unfair with their 'No cats' policy, but you need to bring The cat army too, because they're getting restless." "MEOW?" General Whiskers asked. "Fine, you can leave Derpy home. He is pretty clueless. See you later, General." BOING!! All of the army cats jumped up, spun, and landed on the ground in army outfits. Meow, MEOW! General shouted. *I guess I should use english instead of meows, because you people without the cat language education won't understand. I'll use english instead.* Anyway, after the army left, I got to work on Cattopia, my cat's wing of the building. Nobody trusts me with power tools, so I had to order them off of amazon. I trained the cats to use power tools, so they did most of the work.

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