The Crazy Cat Lady [Discontinued]

Roxy

As soon as I got to Roxy's house, I noticed the burning coming from the third floor window. I freaked out for a second, but then I realized that she was a pyromaniac, so it was probably burning on purpose. Cat hair smells really bad when it burns, so I just yelled Roxy's name. I saw a flash of red, and then a DRAGON was sitting next to me! Roxy had said that she was a dragon, but I thought she meant hypothetically! She morphed into a human with a puff of magic smoke. I suppose it was sciencey smoke though, because magic isn't real. "I FOUND OUT A WAY TO ALTER DNA! NOW I CAN MAKE NEKOS!" I immediately demanded she make me into a neko, of course. I took some medicine to make me fall asleep, and when I woke up, I had cat ears and a tail. Yay! But now I have to go. Bye Roxy!