New Beginning

Chapter 3

"Heh. Then get your things and let's go, pinky." Kisame grinned. He was obviously happy that I didn't put up a fight, and probablyecstatic that another girl would be in their organization. Pervert probably thinks he can get in my pants.

"What 'things', fish-face?" I rolled my eyes but inwardly cheered at the expression on his face at his new nickname. He lookedlike all he wanted to do was punch me in the face a few fifty times. Heh. Good luckwith that.

"You surely had to bring some items, Haruno-san." Itachi said, not really believing that I had nothing.

"It's all in mybackpack, which is on myback-hence the name, 'backpack'." I answered as I tookanother drinkfromthe line in front of me. Now I onlyhad thirteen. Damn.

...Ugh I was turning into that fucking Tsunade. Oh well, sake is sake and sake is good.

"Then get your fucking nice ass out of the damned chair, gimme' some of your kick ass sake and let's be on our marryfuckin' way!" Hidan demanded as he leaned on the bar sideways, facing me with a stupid grin on his face.

"Not till I finish mysake, old man." I smirked when I saw his eye twitch and set down my now emptybottle, picking up another bottle and quicklydrinking it.

"What the fuck did you just fucking say?" Hidan asked in a growl.

"You heardme old man, or have the years taken awayyour hearing?" I asked, going through yet another bottle of sake, this time offering one to Kisame who grinned at me after calming down his laughter.

I suppose I could get along with him, if not anyone else.

Not that I'm going toget rid of mynickname for him or anything.

"I'mnot fuckin'old!" Hidan shouted.

"You have grayhair." I stated, pointing towards said slickedblack glob on the sexyass of a hunk.

...That sexy andhunk part was inner. Not me. I swear.

"IT'S FUCKING SILVER, DAMNIT!"

"Would you two stop fighting sowe can get a move on un?" The she-male finallyspoke up. Despite looking like a girl, he had a DEEP voice. Not the deepest, but not girly. You know, looking at himnow, I can't imagine himwith short hair. Plus, he did have a hot face. Though it's kinda a turn off to have a boyfriendthat looks like my (ex) best friend. Not that I was planning to get anyboyfriends, especiallyones in Akatsuki.

"Alright, I'mdone. Take me toyour leader." I laughed after I finished mylast bottle of sake. The final ten had left because Kisame hadhalf of themandHidan stole a couple, so that left me with only three to finish. Hidan soowes me. Kisame's okay though, I don't hate him.

"Um... no offence or anything un, but we're going tohave to bind you, yeah. Just to be safe, yeah." Deidara gave me a nervous smile as my eyes narrowed into a glare. I felt something wrap around my wrists andankles, when I looked down I saw that mywrists were being tied magicallyby stitch thingies in front of me, as were my ankles. Must be mask mans doing.

Before I knew it I was slung over Kisame's shoulder with his hand on the backof my knees and I was staring down at his ass.

'Fora shark-man, hesure does have a very nicebutt.Can you try to get a better view?'

'Inner! You're such a perv.' I thought to her as I lifted my head up to see Kakuzu- the stitch guy-and Hidan staring down at me. I stuck my tongue out at both of them. Hidan- because he stole my sake, Kakuzu- because he tied me up.

'Sak, I AM you.You call me a pervert, you call yourself one.' My inner responded.

'Fuck. You.' I inwardly growled as I let my head hang backdown. We were out of the bar by now and slowly walking out of the (apparently Akatsuki friendly) town.

'Got any sex toys? Cause otherwise, that wouldn'tbepossible.'

'UGH!'I groaned inwardly (cause if I did it out loudeveryone would thinkI'm crazy- even though I probably am).

*After about twenty minutes of traveling in the woods using chakra to jump from tree totree while I made 'WOOSH!' sound effects*

"Woooshhhhhhhhhhhhh. Wooooooooooshhhhhhhh." I continued making wind sound effects, enjoying how it irritated them.

"WOOOOOOOAASHHHHH!" I did it louder, stretching out mylegs and arms as I did.

" WOOOOOOOOOOSHHH!" Bynow I was screaminglike a banshee (which I had found out, is NOT a type of monkey!)

"Can we gagher? Put duck tape on her mouth? Knockher out? ANYTHING UN?" Deidara was obviouslyannoyed bymy totally awesome soundeffects.

"I could sew her mouth her shut if she doesn't shut up." Kakuzu suggested. I thought then that it would be a good idea to close mymouth, so I did. Though I didn't do it because I was threatened by that or anything. HA!

...Okay, maybe a little.

**Ten minutes of sweet silence later, all the while I stared at Kisame's ass and made my knees rub on his abs (which felt reallyhard and nice by the way, I thinkhe has like an eight pack or something)* *

"We're here." Itachi announced from the lead of the group. He was ahead of everyone else because he thought he was so fucking great and powerful and shit- or so Hidan tells me.

"FINALLY! NOW PUT ME DOWN, DAMNIT!" I yelled as I used my super strength to break out of the bonds Kakuzu put on me. Why hadn't I thought of the earlier?

Kisame set me down on the ground so I landed on my feet (how nice of him, I guess) and I followed Itachi into a cave that was on a cliff. We were apparently on Deidara's clay bird that got us all the way across from one side of a cliff to this one.

The cave wasn't what I expected it to be on the inside. Sure, it was still darkand scaryand it felt like it should be the set in a horror movie, but it wasn't as... cavey. There's wood flooring, a few red rugs, black doors which I assume led to the members rooms and other such things. There's a living room, kitchen, bathroom. It's all very normal.

You know, despite all the S-rank criminals that are lounging around.

"Leader is this way." Itachi said, leading me towards a particularly scaryand verycreepy looking door. The others had alreadysplit.

Itachi opened the door for me and I walked in, him following. Soon enough all the other members walked in as well.

"HarunoSakura, we need a medic and another member. Are you willing to take that place? You will officiallybe an Akatsuki member with your own cloak, ring, and missions. Eventually you will be assigned with a partner and you will have to help in the sealing rituals. Doyou accept?" A man asked as he appeared out of the shadows. I thinkthis was Pein. Bright orange hair, glowing purple ringed eyes, yep. This was Pein.

"Sure." I shrugged. I wasn't enthusiastic about this, but I'll do it to do it.

"HarunoSakura, welcome toAkatsuki."

"What's up sexy bitch?"

"Mind if I take a bite of you un?"

"You're the girl who killed me."

"Hn."

"Let's go drinking then have some sex, pinky!"

"She should pay us."

"Good to have another girl, we can have some fun, mmhmm."

"I wanna eatyou."

"TOBI LIKES PRETTY GIRL!"

Oh great.