one usual, boring day at school, of me sitting in the corner of the cafeteria all alone, a very excited and bubbly girl came up to me and asked if i wanted to sit with her and her friends. I wasn't quite sure how to answer that question, because she is a girl, and obviously her friend will be a girl too, and, well I'm not quite sure if i really want to be seen hanging out with a bunch of girls. Maybe it would be a good thing, maybe people will think that I'm good-with-the-ladies. No, I'm most certainly not, nobody will believe that.
You are probably not wondering why, but since I am so boring, I may as well tell you.
1. In first grade i really liked this 'cute' girl named Julia, so of course confident me runs up to her and tries to ask her out on a date -which I am pretty sure my parents would not have agreed on-and she slapped me straight across the face and totally broke my self confidence. I had to rush to the nurses office and get one of two band aids and a block of ice for my now swollen eye.
2. I was in fifth grade and suddenly, out of the blue, thought I was Mister Swagger-Jagger, and strolled on to the most popular girl in our grade and leaned in for a kiss, when she took some pepper spray out of her Louis Vuitton purse -which by the way belonged to a fifth grader- and sprayed me in the mouth! Isn't it meant to be sprayed in someones eyes! Anyway, I had that disgusting taste in my mouth for over 5 days. I eventually had to go to the doctor and get it checked out.
Okay, enough about the past, lets get on with the future....
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