It's was a dark Saturday evening, pitch black like Zach's ass. He was riding through the forests of Tarnsfield on his trusty steed Bono the dog on a search for his favorite food, grapes drenched in Marinara sauce. Upon reaching the well known area named "the creek" he felt strange and Bono was acting up. "Somethings not right," Zach whispers to himself. "I haven't felt like this since the last steam sales!" Zach knew something was up and he wanted to get to the bottom of it. He began to climb into the Robby infested sewer pipe full of poop and age old semen. What he discovered next changed his life forever, a massive cave with Paul Revere statues lining the walls for miles down. Zach walked for hours while simultaneously caressing every statues dong one by one until he reached the end where he found the OG Paul Revere himself. The Midnight Ride of Paul Revere rap began to play and Zach orgasmed until he died of explosive ejaculation. The end.
