Starkit's Prophecy

Chapter Four: Starpaw's Decision

    "Starpaw, wake up! It's time for patrolling!"(it said 'its tim 4 parole' at first. I laughed so hard, I think I died..)

   Starpaw opened her bright rainbow-colored eyes and looked around.

   "Who was that?" She yelled.

   "It's me, Graystripe."(amg.. she brought Graystripe-sempai into this too?  (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻ •)A gray tom whispered in Starpaw's ear. She then got up.

   "What do you want, Graystripe?"(He wants yo di*k.. erm.. p**ssy. huehue( ͡° ͜ ʖ ͡°)She yelped as the tom looked at her(like a pedophile ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°). "Will you be my mate?" He asked. 

   "That's so nice of you, Graystripe!" She squealed. "But Firestar already asked me." She added.

   "Maybe he's just an idiot."

   "Why do you say that?" She asked Graystripe as he was looking at her meanly. "I don't like him." He whispered. He then looked around once more. "He's a mean cat!"(O gawd, she made Graystripe-sempai a whiny bitch.. RIP Graystripe)

   "You mean like Scourge?" Starpaw gasped.

   "No. You're much more prettier than Scourge."(So.. Gray-kun LOVED Scourge?...plz don't start the ship, we already have Ashfur X Scourge and Cinderpelt X Scourge..)He mewed. Graystripe then licked the top of her head. "I want you to be my mate!" He yelled(hey, it said that he yelled it out, so don't blame me, blame xdark.rosex).

   "Maybe.. but, what would Firestar say?" She whispered. Graystripe looked around again. "I don't think he would mind." He meowed.

    "Sure then!" Starpaw yelled happily.

    "What are you talking about?" Firestar asked the two cats as he walked up to them. He looked angry.

   "Oh.. uhh.. nothing, Firestar! Go back to sleep!" Starpaw mewed, hoping that the flame-colored tom would leave so that she and Graystripe could be alone.

   "Yes Firestar, there's nothing to worry about!" Graystripe chirpped. But Firestar didn't leave. "I thought I heard you asking her to be your mate, Graystripe."

   "Oh.. uhh.. yeah!" Starpaw yelled(jeez these cats yell too much). Firestar still wouldn't leave. Instead, he jumped on top of Graystripe.

   "I want to be with her!" Firestar cried out while attacking the gray tom.

   "No, I do!" He shouted back.

   "Stop fighting, you two! You can both be my mates!" She whispered.

   "No we can't! There can only be one!" Firestar yowled. "Otherwise, you'll cheat on us."

   "So, Starpaw, who do you pick?" Giggled Graystripe.