Ham Fic

Hammy Death ಠ╭╮ಠ

Dan was pissed. Dan was so pissed at phil and his oblivous flirty ways.yep dan was super pissed.As he was sulking on his bed phil was chopping carrots on the counter but he didn't notice dan lurking around the corner with a malice look on his face.Phil turned to pour the carrots into the boiling pot,when he did that dan thought 'this is my chance!' and he ran and grabbed the knife and hold phil in a neck lock.Phil yelped and tried to scream but dan's hand covered his mouth.The fear boiling in phil grew when he heard dan whispered "You're going to be mine and mine only" as the words left his mouth Dan raid the knife and stabbed phil in the heart causing death for phil lester.An hour later dan and phil's corpse are at the dinning table eating burnt ham with carrots that phil was making when he was alive.Dan finshed his food and looked at phil and sighed and dragged him to the bed with the knife in hand.With the knife he carved ham on both of their arms,but before Dan's final act he leaned down and gave phil a kiss with love and passion.After kissing phil dan layed down and stabbed himself in the heart while holding phil's hand.And the last thought dan ever thought of was 'I love phil's ham...'