«Im out»

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Punk : they're gone right

Pink : I guess

Doppelgänger : I eat pussy.

Lima Bean : I think your sex life can stay out of this group message thnx

Future Wife : sassy af

Blondie : her sex life is actually interesting tbh

Lima Bean : are you saYING OUR SEX LIFE ISNT INTERESTING????????

Pink : lmao my sex life is so much better

Lima Bean : don't test me Tomlinson

Punk : *Styles

Sexuality Confuser : oh so you're married now

Pink : lol yeah

Blondie : hey zayn wanna have a threesome with Liam and I

Sexuality Confuser : wtf no

Lima Bean : wHy WoUlD yOu AsK tHaT

Blondie : to explore into our sex life

Lima Bean : ....

Future Wife : he's basically saying that your sex life is equivalent to Michael and Luke's sex life

Walking Breadstick : excuse me

Rainbow Hair : OUR SEX LIFE IS 100000/10 OK

Pink : WANNA BET

Rainbow Hair : HELL YEAH

Punk : hell no

Pink : aw damn

Pink : gotta listen to daddy sorry :/

Future Wife : Louis can yOU NOT

Pink : nah

Doppelgänger : Alise

Future Wife : yes

Doppelgänger : call me mommy

Future Wife : wut no

Doppelgänger : why not?

Future Wife : bc I said so you kinky son of an ass

Blondie : oH MY GOD

Lima Bean : what is this

Sexuality Confuser : fuck this shit I'm out

*Sexuality Confuser has left the conversation*

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GUESS WHOS BACK

BACK AGAIN

GUESS WHOS BACK

TELL A FRIEND

I'm so stupid bye

~S

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