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Me:HIIIII GUYS!!!!! 

Shika:Shut up!

Me: NEVER!!!!

Alex: *sweat drop*

*BOOOOOOOOOOOM*

*Every one walks into room*

Me: ??????

Alex: Wtf

Shika: *disappears in the crowd*

Susan: Hey guys!

Raimy: *doesn't look up from phone*

Chrissy: Raimy.. *waves hand in front of Raimys Face*

Raimy: I WASN'T READING HINTI, I MEAN PORN........I MEAN HEYYYY!!!!!!!

Alex: *Face palms*

Me: *walks out into hall* *looks around* *sees DamBlueSeaweed walk by* HIIIIIII

DamBlueSeaweed: Yo! 

Me: do you know what that explosion was?

DamBlueSeaweed: *Shakes head*

Me: ok, *Light bulb* LETS GO FIND OUT WHAT IT WAS!!!!

DamBlueSeaweed: YA!!!!!!

Alex: Welp.........

Chrissy: F*ck...........

*starts walking around*

*slender walks by and disappears*

Raimy: HOLY SH*T SLENDY  WAS RIGHT THERE!!!!!!!

Me: *doesn't notice* I think I heard it coming from this way! *points at random door*

Raimy: DID YOU NOT SEE SLENDY?!!!!!!

*goes through door*

Me: ok not here, *looks through different door*

Raimy: Seriously no one say Slendy?!

Susan: *grabs Raimys arm* Fine we'll go find Slendy!

Raimy: *nods* YA!........................wait, WHAT!!!

Susan: *walks off with Raimy*

Alex: *Sighs* Idiots....

Raimy: *in the distance* I HEARD THAT WHORE!!!!!!

Susan: *In the distance* HAHAHAHAHAH!

Chrissy: Hey wheres Kaeley????

Alex: Well Sh*t.............

DamBlueSeaweed: *starts randoml floating and eating cake*

Alex: KAELE......... Where'd you get the cake?

DamBlueSeaweed: Nowhere.......

Chrissy: *Starts Floating and eating cookies* 

Alex: HEY I WANT TO FLOAT AROUND EATING SWEETS!!!!!!!! * starts floating* nice!!!!! *A thing of Ice cream appears in hand* HELL YES!!!!!!

Me: *Walks in* Hey guys, I think I just- *notices everyone floating and eating* .........that"s not weird at ALL!!!! 

Alex: Just continue, pretend we aren't flying and eating....

Me: Ok................ any way, I think I found out where the explosion came from!

DamBlueSeaweed: Well show us the way!

Alex and Chrissy: *nods*

Me: fine then follow me! *Starts walking away*

DamBlueSeaweed, Alex, and Chrissy: *tries to move* *fails*

Alex: F*ck........... *Ice cream appears again* I think We'll just chill here!

Chrissy and DamBlueSeaweed: *nods*

Me: Here we are!...........Alex? *turns around* really?!

*random voice*: WHAT THE HELL BALDO!!!!!!!!!!

Me:* turns around* Ummmmmmm

Baldo: *freezes* Sh*t..........

Deidara: well, f*ck..........

Sebastian: Good job you two now we got caught!

Deidara: NOT IF WE CAN GET RID OF THE EVIDENCE!!!!!

*all look at me*

Me: *Stiffens* U-Ummmmmmmm *puts hand up to ear* W-well, looks like I am needed some where, MKAY Bye *Tries to walk out*

Baldo: No!

Me: *starts floating* WTF?!

Sebastian: She's going nowhere.....

Me: WTF, WTF, WTF, WTF?!

Baldo: shut up...... we're trying to find out were to place the knife.

Me: WTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTF?!

Sebastian: Dude.. CHILL!!!!

Deidara: Jeez......

Me: PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sebastian, Deidara, and Baldo: Kill?????????

Me: Please, please, please, I-I wont tell any one!!!!

Sebastian: *sighs* We aren't going to kill you

Me: Oh please don...... Wait you aren't going to kill me?!

Deidara: well duh

Me: then why are you going to stab me with a knife!

Sebastian: *sigh* we noticed Baldo over here blow up a thing of beef so we decided we would try to help him fix it but Deidara thought it would be a good idea to blow it up, AGAIN, and know there is little bombs in the meat and we are trying to cut them out with out blowing everything up. but we cant find the things because of how small they are, soooo, ya,

Me: than why did you stop me from walking away and why didn't you just throw it away?

Deidara: cause it would explode........ 

Baldo: And we thought you would help but you were struggling so we were going to once you calmed down.....

Me: Wooooooooow, but what did you mean by get rid of the evidence?

Sebastian: we had to try to get rid of he meat........

Baldo:  Ok I think its safe! * puts it in oven*

*Every one in the room*: NOOOOOOOO

*BOOOOOOOOOOOOM*

Deidara: D*MN IT BALDO!!!!!!

Baldo: Sorry......

Me: ............................ Well, I'll be leaving now.... *floats away*

Alex: HEY YOU CAN FLOAT TOO!

Me: YUP! *floats past them*

Alex: *Follows*

Chrissy: Soo, you guys find out what that booming noise was,

Me: Yup....

DamBlueSeaweed: Sweet,

*distance*:D*MN IT BALDO...... STOP TRYING TO COOK IT!!!!!!! BALDO!!

*BOOOOOOOOOOM*

Me: *smirks* well at least its never boring here.....

Shika: Welll I guess that that means...

Everyone: NOOOO

Koru and Haru: BYEE!


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