*story*
A bird was flying and saw a field mouse and scooped it up. The mouse looked out of the birds butt.
Mouse- Mr. Bird how far are we up?
Bird- about 10,000 feet.
Mouse- you wouldn't poop me would you?
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HumorI DON'T OWN THESE JOKES BUT GIVE CREDIT FOR WHO EVER DID THESE JOKES
