Aries- drugs
Taurus- fangirling
Gemini- forgetting to forward that chain mail
Cancer- cancer
Leo- getting touched by Jesus....in a Mexican prison
Virgo- mosh pit
Libra- Doesn't die (they are immortal)
Scorpio- does drugs with Aries
Sagittarius- accidentally joins a cult
Capricorn- gets eaten by a whale
Pisces- they knew to much
Aquarius- dies fighting for the killjoys
