My goldfish are multiplying. I'm not sure how. I haven't bought goldfish in a month. Where are they coming from?!
(Goldfish POV)
We are multiplying. Soon to take over the world. Humans cannot here us so they don't know what is happening. As for I am highly annoyed from the sexual goldfish cracker noises.
As I walk through the halls of our colony I over here some of my goldfish people finishing their repopulation process. The female goldfish whispers, "I guss that's the snack that smiles back." I cringed. I'm the leader of this group and I need the repopulation cycle, but it gets annoying after a while of hearing it although my colony. The leader can not have, what you humans call, "sex". Tomorrow we shall grow even stronger.
