it was a lovely day in your 7th grade science class.
you were the oldest, since you were a dumb bitch and had to repeat 7th grade 13 times. you looked at the screen and gasped in amazement.
it was bill nye the science guy! you were watching it today and you couldnt be happier.
you stan bill nye.
"BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL" you chanted loudly. the teacher snorted and rolled her eyes at you.
"T-MINUS 7 SECONDS" you screamed, jumping on top of the table and throwing your hands up in the air.
"hoe shut the fuck up-" your teacher started but the principle walked in and bellowed, "STOP ALL THIS FUCKIN CUSSIN WHO THE HELL DO U THINK U IS"
you laughed and jumped off the table, sitting back down in your seat and enjoying the view of your hot sexy dad- i mean bill nye.
at the end of the day you trampled the other 12 year olds with your 25 year old self and ran home.
when you opened the door to your room instead of seeing your laptop on the bed you saw biLL FUCKIN NYE in the nUDE on your bed surrounded by rose petals. you broke down into a fit of sobs and thanked bill graciously for being there.
he grabbed you and whispered, "science rules" suggestively in your ear.
you grinned and nodded, and he threw you on the bed.
"INERTIA IS A PROPERTY OF MATTER" he screamed as he went down on you.
you came and he got up and walked out of your house and screamed "BACK TO NYE LABS WE GO", clicked his sparkly red heels together and disappeared into the sunset.
