The Conversation

"What do you mean cheated on you? Wouldn't you usually say 'against you'? Anyway, I haven't played video games in years."

"You had sex with my best friend."

"It was just sex. Is that a bad thing? I told you that it was fine if we didn't have sex yet. I understood that you never did it before. I didn't either. I wanted to let you be prepared for it first. So I decided to have sex with other girls until you were ready. She didn't have a problem with it."

"I'm breaking up with you."

"What? Hold on. Don't make any rash decisions."

"You decided to have sex with my friend."

"And you're breaking up with me for that?"

"Of course."

"We just started going out a month ago."

"Yes and you've already cheated on me."

"Oh. Me having sex with her was cheating. I get it. So how about you have sex with my brother. Then it's evened out. And we're both not virgins anymore. So we'll have no problem having sex with each other."

"Your brother?"

"Yeah he's younger but he's had sex before me. Just like your friend had sex before you."

"That's not the point. A month ago you told me that you loved me. Was that a lie?"

"No. And I still love- oh I saw this in a movie. You feel betrayed. I still don't get why the lady cried though. He didn't love the other girl."

"Don't talk to me again."

"Wait. Where are you going?"

THE GUY SITS IN HIS ROOM HEARTBROKEN.

"I don't get it. My last girlfriend had sex with other guys when I wasn't ready to have sex with her. She broke up with me but we're still friends. Now with this girl, she didn't even say that we could still be friends. How can she just walk away like that? I guess I should only have sex with my girlfriend, that is, if I can find another girl that I love. I still love her though. What do I do? Mom never got mad at dad for this."