Blue man was always blue for him people were blue the sky was blue the ground was blue food was blue! The thing that was red was my phone my iPhone and the rest of the year I was red I smelled like a kitten then I was asleep in my class room and a kid was kicked my phone and it blew up When he want to the beach he fell asleep with a smile on his face when he woke up he was being sat on by his own cat how was his cat doing it he didn't even have an idea people thought it was insane so he left.