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Jokes and shizz

Today is probably gonna be a boring day...for me at least...so uh,here's some jokes and stuff....

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they're really good at it.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.
Q: What was the name of the hair salon next to the graveyard?
A: Curl Up and Dye.
Q: How do you know if a chef is a clown?
A:If the food tastes funny.

I know I need to stop....