11.29.15
Happy Birthday! You're literally a year older than me now *cries in punk rock* But that doesn't mean you get to boss me around, pft. Only my mother can do that (shout out to moms being cooler than ever) I was supposed to do this countdown thing but the stupid clock struck twelve and I can't freeze time but I aM STILL DOING IT SO FIGHT ME YOU STUPID CLOCK (Clock shaming) (I really don't know how you deal with me, I really don't) Anyways, I hope you have an amazing day filled with lots and lots of love, hugs and kisses.. (From me, nobody else) Don't forget handfuls of ridiculous puns and so called stupid jokes, you're in for quite the surprise today, heh c: I'll be laughing at you for not having the word 'teen' at the end of your age, though but that's okay because you're a mature adult now, on the other hand I'm still a five year old loser who likes apple juice boxes and yogurt cups and tubes. I really hope I can still be childish around you :-( (I just realized how big of a deal I'm making this, stop it right now, Eric) (Why am I talking to myself this is getting weirder than it already it) Lets not forget the happy meals at McDonald's, that's basically the only reason why I got there, otherwise I can grab a taco after I beg somebody to buy me it because I'm sO BROKE. Twenty is a weird number, isn't it? Twenty. T-w-e-n-t-y. 20. And then 30. And then 50.. AND THEN 87. I'm just teasing you, no matter how old you get I'll still love you with all my heart. Lots of love, have an amazing day.
